So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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