would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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