He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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