So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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