we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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