is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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