yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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