There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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