with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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