The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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