sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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