He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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