Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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