We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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