im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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