did you get engaged???
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he puts the penis in happiness.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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