I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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