Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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