he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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