wat bout pragnant strippers??
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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