dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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