Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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