he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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