p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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