Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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