love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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