"it" just moved
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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