He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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