i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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