I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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