Where did you get a picture of my penis
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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