im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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