I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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