Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I stole a fireplace last night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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