I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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