Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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