Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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