I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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