I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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