I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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