Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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