I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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