Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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