my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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