Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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