no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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