I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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