Small penises have feelings too.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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