We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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