Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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