terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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