I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Houston, we have a blender
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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