The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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