You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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