I just saw a hot homeless man
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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